What are the differences between dogs and cats, if you have both a cat and a dog in your home?
如果你家既有貓也有狗，那貓狗有什麼區別?
I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've observed:
–我現在有2隻狗和25隻貓，以下就是我發現的一些區別：
1.When you pet them
1.撫摸它們時
Dog - 「Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing.
」狗：「哦，我喜歡被撫摸，太舒服了，我喜歡你主人，我太愛你了，你真好。」
Cat - 「 I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed.
」貓：「我想讓你摸，但也想撓你手看你流血。」
2. When you feed them
2.喂它們時
Dog - 「 This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.
」狗：「這是世界上最好吃的東西，我太開心了，我告訴過你我愛你主人了嗎?我太愛你了。」
Cat - 「 I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.
」貓：「我不喜歡這個吃的，我想吃牆上那隻蜥蜴或者狗糧，但不管怎樣我會吃掉這個，然後吐到地毯上，你應該高興才對。」
3. When they break something
3.弄壞東西時
Dog - 「 I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.
」狗：「我很抱歉，主人，我再也不這樣做了，我是個壞狗狗。」
Cat - 「 I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.
」 貓：「我要把桌子上這個也弄掉，把所有東西都撕碎，我才是上帝。」
4. On meeting visitors
4.來客人時
Dog - 「 Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.
」狗：「哦!是主人的朋友，我也愛你，你想在我們的花園裡玩嗎?你想看看我的床嗎?你可以拿我最喜歡的襪子，我太興奮了。」
Cat - 「 F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.
」貓：「不!走開，趁我沒把房子燒掉趕緊離開這兒。」
5. When you call them
5.叫它們時
Dog - 「 I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.
」狗：「我聽見你叫了，我太開心了就跑過來了，我愛你主人，謝謝你叫我的名字，我知道你愛我。」
Cat - 「 What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?
」貓：「這個蠢人到底叫我幹什麼?」
6. When you come back home
6.你回家時
Dog - 「 You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.
」狗：「你離開的時間太長了，我太想你了，我以為你走了呢，我真開心你沒死，我愛你。」
Cat - 「 Feed me!!
」貓：「趕緊喂我!!」
7. Kind of presents
7.送你禮物
Dog - 「 I've brought these dirty socks for you. I』ve some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.
」狗：「我給你帶來了這些髒襪子，還有些木棍和舊報紙，都送給你。」
Cat - 「 I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I』ve a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.
」貓：「我把這隻死老鼠放你枕頭上是為了給你驚喜，如果你想要的話還有隻鳥，這是我最喜歡的樹葉，可以送給你。」
Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very much!
除了這些區別之外，貓和狗還是都很愛主人的!
如果你家既有貓也有狗，那貓狗有什麼區別?
I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've observed:
–我現在有2隻狗和25隻貓，以下就是我發現的一些區別：
1.When you pet them
1.撫摸它們時
Dog - 「Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing.
」狗：「哦，我喜歡被撫摸，太舒服了，我喜歡你主人，我太愛你了，你真好。」
Cat - 「 I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed.
」貓：「我想讓你摸，但也想撓你手看你流血。」
2. When you feed them
2.喂它們時
Dog - 「 This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.
」狗：「這是世界上最好吃的東西，我太開心了，我告訴過你我愛你主人了嗎?我太愛你了。」
Cat - 「 I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.
」貓：「我不喜歡這個吃的，我想吃牆上那隻蜥蜴或者狗糧，但不管怎樣我會吃掉這個，然後吐到地毯上，你應該高興才對。」
3. When they break something
3.弄壞東西時
Dog - 「 I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.
」狗：「我很抱歉，主人，我再也不這樣做了，我是個壞狗狗。」
Cat - 「 I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.
」 貓：「我要把桌子上這個也弄掉，把所有東西都撕碎，我才是上帝。」
4. On meeting visitors
4.來客人時
Dog - 「 Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.
」狗：「哦!是主人的朋友，我也愛你，你想在我們的花園裡玩嗎?你想看看我的床嗎?你可以拿我最喜歡的襪子，我太興奮了。」
Cat - 「 F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.
」貓：「不!走開，趁我沒把房子燒掉趕緊離開這兒。」
5. When you call them
5.叫它們時
Dog - 「 I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.
」狗：「我聽見你叫了，我太開心了就跑過來了，我愛你主人，謝謝你叫我的名字，我知道你愛我。」
Cat - 「 What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?
」貓：「這個蠢人到底叫我幹什麼?」
6. When you come back home
6.你回家時
Dog - 「 You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.
」狗：「你離開的時間太長了，我太想你了，我以為你走了呢，我真開心你沒死，我愛你。」
Cat - 「 Feed me!!
」貓：「趕緊喂我!!」
7. Kind of presents
7.送你禮物
Dog - 「 I've brought these dirty socks for you. I』ve some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.
」狗：「我給你帶來了這些髒襪子，還有些木棍和舊報紙，都送給你。」
Cat - 「 I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I』ve a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.
」貓：「我把這隻死老鼠放你枕頭上是為了給你驚喜，如果你想要的話還有隻鳥，這是我最喜歡的樹葉，可以送給你。」
Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very much!
除了這些區別之外，貓和狗還是都很愛主人的!
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