1、現在的男生都太壞了，比女生白，比女生高，比女生漂亮，還和女生搶男朋友。
1. Now boys are too bad, whiter than girls, taller than girls, prettier than girls, and they rob boyfriends with girls.
2、畢業那天給朋友們一個擁抱好嗎
2. Would you give a hug to your friends on graduation day
3、最好的異性朋友的最高境界就是,在別人眼裡你們就是戀人,,
3. The highest level of the best heterosexual friends is that you are lovers in the eyes of others,,
4、今天看到一小三發了一條說說 別下賤到搶別人男朋友 我頓時笑了
4. Today, I saw a message sent by a junior saying don't be so mean as to rob someone's boyfriend. I immediately laughed
5、- 如果喜歡就去追，管人家有沒有男女朋友幹嘛，球隊還有守門員呢，球不是照樣進。
5. - if you like, go after them, whether they have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, the team and the goalkeeper. The ball doesn't go in the same way.
6、你知道麼，你的好朋友好像也喜歡我...如何面對呢
6. You know, your good friend seems to like me too... How to deal with it
7、當你被人栽贓誣陷的時候, 那個對你說我相信你的人,是你這輩子值得用心交的朋友.
7. When you are framed and planted, the one who tells you I believe in you is a friend worth making with heart in your life
8、一個懂你淚水的朋友 好過一群只懂你歡笑的朋友
8. A friend who understands your tears is better than a group of friends who only understand your laughter
9、一波三折，難得開始主動尋求改變，誰知一切自有上天安排一早打電話給朋友，約明天一起玩，讓孩子聚聚！誰知公司組織活動，於是推了朋友參加公司的，晚上到家，被告知明天拜山我媽提起一個星期就已經告訴我了可我卻完完全全忘得一乾二淨結果打電話給同事，退出明天的活動，一切回到原點！
9. Ups and downs, it's hard to start to actively seek change, who knows that everything has its own God to arrange to call friends in the morning, about tomorrow to play together, let the children get together! Who knew that the company organized activities, so he pushed his friends to participate in the company, got home in the evening, and was told that my mother had told me about it in a week, but I completely forgot to call my colleagues, quit tomorrow's activities, and all went back to the origin!
10、讓女人們實實在在覺得開心有安全感的事應該是兜里有鈔票，心裡有愛的人，逛街買衣服，收到全新的化妝品，有美味的好吃的，和閨蜜們有說不完的話。嗯，我們現在就特別幸福。PS，距離上次喝的倒草叢，土豆漲價，刷卡付全單到這次的一直暈，話癆，吐到第二天，裝懷孕，已經有整整兩年了，懷念，比心。
10. What makes women really feel happy and safe is that they should have money in their pockets, people they love in their hearts, go shopping and buy clothes, receive brand-new cosmetics, have delicious food, and have endless words with their girlfriends. Well, we are very happy now. PS, it has been two years since the last time I drank the grass, the price of potatoes increased, paid the whole bill by swiping the card, and this time I was dizzy, talkative, vomited to the next day, and pretended to be pregnant.
11、知道我為什麼一直沒有找男朋友嗎，因為我一直在等你。
11. Know why I haven't been looking for a boyfriend, because I've been waiting for you.
12、根據達爾文的進化論，以前也有吵架吵贏的男生，後來他們都找不到女朋友，於是滅絕了。
12. According to Darwin's theory of evolution, there used to be boys who fought and won. Later, they couldn't find their girlfriends, so they died out.
13、朋友,請原諒我逐漸少去的問候.
13. My friend, please forgive me for my less and less greetings
14、我願以朋友之名,深愛,占有,不分手.
14. I am willing to love, possess and never break up in the name of friends
15、[一個失戀的朋友在我的開導下終於走出感情的創傷從十八樓跳了下去.]
15. A lovelorn friend finally got out of the emotional trauma and jumped down from the 18th floor under my guidance
16、女人就算你再丑也比專搶別人男朋友的賤女人美一百倍!
16. Even if you are ugly, a woman is 100 times more beautiful than a cheap woman who specializes in robbing other people's boyfriends!
1. Now boys are too bad, whiter than girls, taller than girls, prettier than girls, and they rob boyfriends with girls.
2、畢業那天給朋友們一個擁抱好嗎
2. Would you give a hug to your friends on graduation day
3、最好的異性朋友的最高境界就是,在別人眼裡你們就是戀人,,
3. The highest level of the best heterosexual friends is that you are lovers in the eyes of others,,
4、今天看到一小三發了一條說說 別下賤到搶別人男朋友 我頓時笑了
4. Today, I saw a message sent by a junior saying don't be so mean as to rob someone's boyfriend. I immediately laughed
5、- 如果喜歡就去追，管人家有沒有男女朋友幹嘛，球隊還有守門員呢，球不是照樣進。
5. - if you like, go after them, whether they have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, the team and the goalkeeper. The ball doesn't go in the same way.
6、你知道麼，你的好朋友好像也喜歡我...如何面對呢
6. You know, your good friend seems to like me too... How to deal with it
7、當你被人栽贓誣陷的時候, 那個對你說我相信你的人,是你這輩子值得用心交的朋友.
7. When you are framed and planted, the one who tells you I believe in you is a friend worth making with heart in your life
8、一個懂你淚水的朋友 好過一群只懂你歡笑的朋友
8. A friend who understands your tears is better than a group of friends who only understand your laughter
9、一波三折，難得開始主動尋求改變，誰知一切自有上天安排一早打電話給朋友，約明天一起玩，讓孩子聚聚！誰知公司組織活動，於是推了朋友參加公司的，晚上到家，被告知明天拜山我媽提起一個星期就已經告訴我了可我卻完完全全忘得一乾二淨結果打電話給同事，退出明天的活動，一切回到原點！
9. Ups and downs, it's hard to start to actively seek change, who knows that everything has its own God to arrange to call friends in the morning, about tomorrow to play together, let the children get together! Who knew that the company organized activities, so he pushed his friends to participate in the company, got home in the evening, and was told that my mother had told me about it in a week, but I completely forgot to call my colleagues, quit tomorrow's activities, and all went back to the origin!
10、讓女人們實實在在覺得開心有安全感的事應該是兜里有鈔票，心裡有愛的人，逛街買衣服，收到全新的化妝品，有美味的好吃的，和閨蜜們有說不完的話。嗯，我們現在就特別幸福。PS，距離上次喝的倒草叢，土豆漲價，刷卡付全單到這次的一直暈，話癆，吐到第二天，裝懷孕，已經有整整兩年了，懷念，比心。
10. What makes women really feel happy and safe is that they should have money in their pockets, people they love in their hearts, go shopping and buy clothes, receive brand-new cosmetics, have delicious food, and have endless words with their girlfriends. Well, we are very happy now. PS, it has been two years since the last time I drank the grass, the price of potatoes increased, paid the whole bill by swiping the card, and this time I was dizzy, talkative, vomited to the next day, and pretended to be pregnant.
11、知道我為什麼一直沒有找男朋友嗎，因為我一直在等你。
11. Know why I haven't been looking for a boyfriend, because I've been waiting for you.
12、根據達爾文的進化論，以前也有吵架吵贏的男生，後來他們都找不到女朋友，於是滅絕了。
12. According to Darwin's theory of evolution, there used to be boys who fought and won. Later, they couldn't find their girlfriends, so they died out.
13、朋友,請原諒我逐漸少去的問候.
13. My friend, please forgive me for my less and less greetings
14、我願以朋友之名,深愛,占有,不分手.
14. I am willing to love, possess and never break up in the name of friends
15、[一個失戀的朋友在我的開導下終於走出感情的創傷從十八樓跳了下去.]
15. A lovelorn friend finally got out of the emotional trauma and jumped down from the 18th floor under my guidance
16、女人就算你再丑也比專搶別人男朋友的賤女人美一百倍!
16. Even if you are ugly, a woman is 100 times more beautiful than a cheap woman who specializes in robbing other people's boyfriends!
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